http://www.wordsmifs.org Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:22:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en *crickets* Helloooo? Anyone out theeeerreee? I know, I know. I disappeared! I moved! I cruised! I returned! And now I've bought something on the very cleverly named somethingstore.com. For a mere $10, I have the pleasure and satisfaction of having no idea what I have bought. If you love mail and/or surprises, you can't beat this ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/06/11/something-fun-this-way-comes/ Hello and welcome to moviefone! Despite the rumors, I am indeed alive and well. Well may be a bit of an exaggeration on account of the ick I've had on and off for, oh, about a month now. Unrelated sidenote: Do fish get the ick? Is that the official name of ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/04/27/moving-sucks/ Museum of Sex New York, NY, USA Assistant Sculptor Internship unpaid Read Complete Description Approved on 04/15/2008 http://www.nyfa.org/opp_detail.asp?type=Job&id=94&fid=1&sid=54&oppid=20619 http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/04/15/looking-for-a-new-gig/ Much like my quest for a tote (I should just order one from Land's End....but there's so many sizes and styles to choose from!) I've been searching for the perfect pajama bottoms for a couple of years. I still haven't found what I'm looking for (are you singing U2 right ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/04/14/a-quest-for-pajama-bottoms/ Again I appeal to the general public for advice on some new beauty products. And by beauty products I mean, facial soap and moisturizers. What do you use and why? I am a bit picky when it comes to not having a fragrance, etc. and the more natural, the better. ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/03/15/shes-a-beauty/ I would like to appeal to the general public about your thoughts on snoozing. Are you a snoozer? Are you like me, a serial snoozer, snoozing anywhere from 1 to 8 times a morning? Do you secretly loathe your snoozing and long to be an upright, bolt out of bed ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/03/12/serial-snoozer/ Sasquatch, by Kraken Mosaics I NEED THIS. This person is incredibly gifted. God, even their screen name, presumably referencing Clash of the Titans (the best movie ever), is brilliant. UPDATE: It will be in my longing clutches soon. http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/03/08/my-new-favorite-thing/ So, twice in the last week I have been addressed with only my first initial in email communication by people who are basically acquaintances. Do they have some sort of undetectable attachment disorder? Am I the sort of person that you feel like you have known a long time just ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/03/05/my-initial-thoughts/ Dear Abby, I'd like to start out by saying that over the years I've been listening to Chicago Public Radio, I've come to really admire you. At first you were a mystery to me. Who was this woman who slaved away for Chicago Public Radio for 16-17 hours a day? That ... http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/03/01/an-open-letter-to-abby-ryan/ Why would you buy a white Jeep with a giant, waving American flag decals stretching from the hood to each door? When was that EVER a good idea??? http://www.wordsmifs.org/2008/02/29/dear-random-man-on-the-highway/