A new fun phrase
was coined by John, my coworker, today.
We were in a team meeting this morning when someone made a comment that sent everyone into hysterics. John was trying to no avail to get someone’s attention through the ruckus, so he did what any red blooded American who was alive in the late 80s would do. He broke into his best Fatal Attraction/Glenn Close imitation and yelled, “I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!” Then under his breath he added, “Don’t make me cook your rabbit.”
This comment sent us into further hysterics and pretty much destroyed any remaining order in the meeting. We decided “cooking the rabbit” is our new favorite phrase. As in, “Dude, stop humming or I’m totally cooking your rabbit” or “She gave me this project after 5. Her rabbit is so cooked.”
God, I wonder what it’s like being a genius?
4 Comments
- Miranda replied:
No one is more frightening than Glenn Close when she smiles…
October 25th, 2007 at 2:29 pm. Permalink.
- kp replied:
Ok. That’s a four star entry. Awesome! What a great line. Can I borrow?
October 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pm. Permalink.
- collene replied:
ha! but of course! use it, or i’ll be forced to cook your rabbit. but please know, i would actually never cook a rabbit.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:01 am. Permalink.
- tamara replied:
that was excellent! he is a true genius. i wish i could use that at work. but with only me and my boss, not sure how much fun or smart that would be. alas.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:36 pm. Permalink.
