Be estrogentle…
It’s bad enough they had to go ahead and ruin my favorite band name of the eighties…YAZ, by marketing the latest contraceptive with the same name…but did they really have to develop and market a CHEWABLE birth control?
For starters, it’s called Femcon.
Fem-con…is that feminine convict?
Fem-con..like a wargames…lady-version of Def-con…”Shall…we…play..a..game? ”
(Robot-speak)…I am Femcon…my loins are a fire…i am fertile…it is time…
Would you chew birth control gum?
…blow birth control bubbles?
…crack your birth control gum?
…stick your birth control gum under a desk?
yeesh.
One Comment
- Michael replied:
If there was birth control gum the 80’s band Yaz could promote the product by singing “Don’t Blow”.
A remake of the original song.April 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm. Permalink.
