Life lessons I’m learning from American Idol

1. When someone claims to have “moves,” immediately divert your eyes.

2. Crazy people often don’t wear bras or, in the case of men, other supportive chest devices.

3. The amount of eyeliner a person is wearing is directly proportional to how badly said person will perform, and subsequently, how entertaining their audition will be to the average at-home viewer.

4. Mission should be aborted at any mention of Celine Dion or songs written for girlfirend or boyfriends.

5. Wow, it feels good to be me.

January 23, 2007. Uncategorized. 3 Comments.

3 Comments

  1. Miranda replied:

    6. No, you can’t sing another song. Seriously. You can’t. Stop. STOP.

    January 24th, 2007 at 9:24 am. Permalink.

  2. Collene replied:

    7. Lipliner is a dealbreaker.

    January 24th, 2007 at 10:45 am. Permalink.

  3. Anne replied:

    8. We see your tears and we LAUGH at them.

    January 24th, 2007 at 2:14 pm. Permalink.

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