Sleeping sickness

So, I know I’m now officially on vacation and all, but this is ridiculous.

I was awake for approximately 8 hours yesterday, and still only managed to get up at 10 this morning. What’s my damage? Did a tsetse fly sneak into our apartment yesterday for a nice meal of leg of Collene? Or even more frightening, is it my lack of coffee yesterday? Which prompts the question, is there an AA for coffee addicts?

December 24, 2006. Uncategorized. 6 Comments.

6 Comments

  1. Michael replied:

    Why yes there is, it’s called The Stariboudunkintelligensia Acres rehab center. I hear it’s “Chock Full O Nuts”.

    December 27th, 2006 at 11:53 am. Permalink.

  2. kpedone replied:

    I hear they have a nice decaf-amabilitation center where you get to wear nice slippers and robes…but they don’t let you out. You’re Maxwell House-bound.

    December 27th, 2006 at 12:26 pm. Permalink.

  3. Michael replied:

    The Sankatarium provides a safe haven with sounds of a perculator brewing in the background to ease those who suffer from vacuumpakfreezedriedcrytalembulism

    December 27th, 2006 at 1:17 pm. Permalink.

  4. kpedone replied:

    I need to board the the “espresso train” at “eight o’clock” to get there.

    December 27th, 2006 at 2:00 pm. Permalink.

  5. Michael replied:

    You will be greeted by Juan Valdez at the Nescafe to discuss the harmful effects of “Folders Crystals” meth.

    December 27th, 2006 at 2:39 pm. Permalink.

  6. LD replied:

    i know, I literally can’t get out of bed, even with Hank nawing on my toes and Archie pawing the metal blinds 2 inches from my face…it’s realllllly loud.

    January 6th, 2007 at 1:51 pm. Permalink.

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