The Harry Potter conspiracy

So, why did no one tell me and my spaghetti noodle of a spine that Harry Potter #5 is as thick, if not thicker, than HP#4? Have you all been sworn to secrecy? I am beginning to think that J.K. Rowling is in cahoots with the National Chiropractic Association or receiving some major kickbacks from the company that makes this ergonomic backpack.

Like maybe she’s being paid by the word? And what does the JK stand for exactly?
Who needs an editor? Just Kidding! JK! JK!
Ah, but who am I to complain? I’m completely and utterly addicted, making a latenight run to Kate’s for an emergency book borrowing. I promise to race through the last two books as to not bore you to death with my rants of sore shoulder muscles and the fact that with this tome in tow, I am unable to fit comfortably through the el turnstiles.