This just in

Walking Dude has traded in his untamed silver/blonde/brown patchwork mane for a sleek, dome-top mullet!

Think along the lines of an evolved, present-day Barry Gibb mullet.

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Or better yet, a Bea Arthur type ‘do, but will less perm and more sweet mullet action in back, and maybe a little Burt Reynolds thrown in.

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Ok, so that wasn’t quite the photo of Burt I was looking for, but tell me, how could I NOT post it? He’s morphing into his rug!

In short, Walking Dude’s mullet is pretty stunning.

And what I really want to know is, who does Walking Dude’s hair!? Did he go to a trendy salon or a time warped barbershop? Did the stylist realize he or she is cutting a living legend’s hair? And did he ask for a trim? Was he needing a change? Did he bring a picture? Did they sucker him into many overpriced hair products? So many unanswered questions.
Anyway, stay tuned and hopefully I’ll be able to score some secret photos soon!

November 15, 2006. Uncategorized. 7 Comments.

7 Comments

  1. kpedone replied:

    Tell me…can you get close enough to see if it’s real hair or a wig?

    November 15th, 2006 at 4:05 pm. Permalink.

  2. Collene replied:

    I think it’s real! It has a nice healthy, shiny “fresh cut” glow. Plus, I cannot imagine that someone would pay money for a god awful brindle patterned rug? Who knows though. He is seemingly quite the eccentric.

    November 15th, 2006 at 4:24 pm. Permalink.

  3. Michael replied:

    A feathered mullett? I oicture Jo from the Facts of Life.

    November 15th, 2006 at 4:38 pm. Permalink.

  4. Rozanne replied:

    What a collection of photos! I may never recover.

    It’s been years since I’ve seen either the Bee Gees in their tight white trousers or Burt Reynolds au natural. What an assault on the sences!!!

    So the Walking Dude has updated his hairstyle?!? Major news. Now he’s stuck in the mid-80s instead of the mid-70s.

    I’m going to be in Chicago at the end of December and now I may have to blow off all family obligations and park myself in front of the Art Institute until I see him and his new ‘do.

    Like you I’m brimming w. curiosity about the circustances surrounding the haircut.

    November 15th, 2006 at 8:49 pm. Permalink.

  5. Collene replied:

    Ooh, a stakeout! I like the sound of that. If it helps, I work on the corners of Wacker and Columbus and see him like clockwork between about 9:30 or 9:45 a.m., and sporadically throughout the day.

    November 16th, 2006 at 12:58 am. Permalink.

  6. Anne replied:

    Does it look like Yanni’s new ‘do?

    http://www.yanni.com/home.asp

    If so, we are confirmed that Walking Dude and Yanni are ACTUALLY the same person.

    November 16th, 2006 at 10:48 am. Permalink.

  7. collene replied:

    Wow. Pretty similar! Though WD’s is as silver as that jewelry he’s peddlin’. And maybe a bit more Darth Vader dome-head like. It’s pretty tight.

    November 16th, 2006 at 12:27 pm. Permalink.

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