It not even real.
This, paired with the news of The Hoff’s upcoming autobiographical musical unexpectedly entitled, David Hasselhoff: The Musical, is just too much. Too, too much for this poor, world weary brain to handle. I mean, where does The Hoff get off (don’t answer that) thinking his life is deserving of a Lifetime drama, let alone putting his often ridiculed career to the music of Teddy Pendergrass? I blame the Germans for this one. Their unnatural love of Baywatch has clearly given the green light to a production such as this. The only saving grace, and the reason the masochist in me will most likely have to go see this show, is that The Hoff himself has promised it to be “totally campy.” So, apparently the moral of the story is, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. And if you can’t seem to shake the bad joke that is your acting career, use it to your advantage. The frightening thing is, it’s sort of working on me. In a brilliant career maneuver, he’s actually got me feeling bad about making fun of him. He’s so delusional and untouched by all the ridicule and mockery that surrounds the very mention of his name, that I find myself actually rooting for him in a way. Like, don’t scoff at The Hoff. *coff*
Believe me, I second that emotion.
3 Comments
- Miranda replied:
I want the part of The Hoff to be played by Bea Arthur.
July 24th, 2006 at 3:34 pm. Permalink.
- Anne replied:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o
July 24th, 2006 at 9:04 pm. Permalink.
- Collene replied:
Wow. If Hoff: The Musical is anything like that video, I am definitely going.
July 25th, 2006 at 9:20 am. Permalink.
