O, Dignity! Why hath thou deserted me??

Current Mood: Alarmed emoticon Alarmed

i think i have sunk/sank/sinked to a new all-time low.

i just pried a tiny morsel of laughing cow cheeze from between the ‘B’ & ‘N’ with my door key. AND ATE IT.

i think (& hope) that collene has correctly pinned this abhorrent behavior on the South Beach Diet. i can think of no explanation otherwise - than possibly genetics - and thats too distressing a thought to entertain. at least this is a phase that can potentially go away. with an exorcism.

what can possibly be next in my litany of dignity-less woes??
1) i’ve already mended 2 pairs of my regular-wear pants with duct tape.
2) i’ve consumed an item from off of my keyboard. (pried from between the keys no less)
3) …? mystery action.

i’m a little afeared of the possibilities. i just pray to all of the Powers That Be that it will not involve the bathroom in any way.

my bref stinks.
stoopid laughing cow cheese.

kittyteef out.

April 5, 2006. general stupidity, Food Freaks. 9 Comments.

9 Comments

  1. Miranda replied:

    Oh…many are the poor souls who have succumbed to the power of even the littlest schmear of laughing cow cheese. It is delightful on the tongue - but leaves a vile and fetid aftertaste. Curse you, la vache qui rie!

    April 5th, 2006 at 4:11 pm. Permalink.

  2. Miranda replied:

    Also - right now on your weather thingy it says that the conditions in Chicago are “virga.” I think I will stay inside tonight. What does that mean?!!

    April 5th, 2006 at 4:12 pm. Permalink.

  3. Kittyteef replied:

    i don’t know! its either going to be randy out or there will be a surplus of virgo(s) running amok.

    April 5th, 2006 at 5:11 pm. Permalink.

  4. Collene replied:

    I know. It didn’t take me long to figure out what the laughing cow was laughing at. He’s sabotaging our breath!
    Your powerlessness to the laughing cow cheese has made me take a good, hard, long look at my own keyboard. Thank you for putting me back in touch with my own mortality. This thing is scary filthy.

    April 5th, 2006 at 6:08 pm. Permalink.

  5. karen replied:

    wolverine girl, you’re turning into a wolverine. sounds like you need to get out of the country & visit the metro area of chinoqua, illinois!

    oh…and were you eating JUST the laughing cow cheese by itself or did you go all fancy & eat it with crackers?

    April 6th, 2006 at 8:35 am. Permalink.

  6. tamara replied:

    wow, i had NO idea that you liked that cheese SO much that you’d actually eat it off your keyboard, and go against all that you and Purell believe in! we must get you some more….to keep in a sealed container. bad laughing cow foil, bad! (though awfully delicious)

    April 6th, 2006 at 10:39 am. Permalink.

  7. Collene replied:

    Are you ladies eating the LC cubes? Or wedges? It took me awhile to figure out that the cubes have a handy little pull-tab for opening!

    Angie, now that you’ve cleared out your keyboard, are you scouring your desktop for leftovers?

    April 6th, 2006 at 10:59 am. Permalink.

  8. kittyteef replied:

    i eat it plain. wedge-style.
    i am hoping that there will NEVER be a repeat of this kind. If there is, i might have to consider the possibility of fucked up genetics. i will then donate my body to stem cell research in the hopes that they will eventually eradicate the rogue gene.

    April 6th, 2006 at 11:29 am. Permalink.

  9. tamara replied:

    collene, the wedges have a little pull tab too! it’s fun, but it still boils down to eating shmeary cheese off a piece of foil. never had the cubes…one can dream, one can dream…

    April 7th, 2006 at 5:45 pm. Permalink.

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