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ehlo.

Kittyteef here reporting from the small town of Chico, CA

pop. 100,000

home of the muffin top.

Its been aboot 9 months since we packed up the beasties and left Chicago for the wild wild west. Living in a place 1/100 the size of where I’m used to has been a bit of an adjustment. First there was the inital shock of random strangers actually trying to talk to us. (The girl at the drive-up coffee shop window (Chicago NEEDS these!!) is very excited because she just moved into a new apartment sans her last roommate who, it turns out, was a total A-hole. Go figure.) We had one very unsettling day when 3 or 4 people waved at us for no reason. We drove faster.

Things I do for fun here:

shape my toenails

mow the lawn

scratch my head

There is a rumor of a mechanical bull in one the local bars, but its going to require several cheap beers + a minimum of 3 accompanying chicago peeps to confirm this. Get your plane tickets quick! We have an actual back yard that has already seen some serious badminton tournaments. (Stacy - you still owe us a racket! we will collect. : | )

This is the source of 11 stitches on my heel. (Now affectionately referred to as ‘Guppie’)

I am currently a cog in the machinery of the world of academia (henceforth to be referred to as Acronymia). My acronymic lexicon has expanded on an exponential level over the course of my employment. My temptation to insert a WTF or a STFU into a memo or report is a daily struggle.

ATTN: 7th Level of Bureaucratic Hell - Prof.Klippity Klop assures me that the RTF’s GA has a COP in THMA for NAASPA approval. WTF do you want done about it? Over.

Its a strange & odd bidnith. (SOB)

That is all.

Kittyteef out.

March 8, 2006. Chico. 3 Comments.

3 Comments

  1. Miranda replied:

    Excellent post, Kittyteef. We miss you, too!! I also think that Chicago needs drive-up coffee shops. I actually think we need more drive-up everythings. My favorite drive-up establishment was the Ann Arbor drive-up beer distributor. Convenient, and borderline felonious!

    Keep up the posts!

    March 9th, 2006 at 12:25 am. Permalink.

  2. tamara replied:

    Woohoo! kittyteef! I think that SOMEONE in Chicago should really look into the Java Detour business…those people make bank. I’m just sayin. I have also seen drive up liquor stores in Florida (*cringe*). skeeery.

    March 9th, 2006 at 10:24 am. Permalink.

  3. karen replied:

    No…no drive-thru’s…that’s how you develop a muffin top!

    Yay! Kittyteef is finally online!!!!!

    March 9th, 2006 at 11:53 am. Permalink.

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